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Waterfall of Disappointment

Tunnel of Long Term Resentment

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Tunnel of love"

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Rollercoaster police chase.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."