Rollercoaster Romantics T-Shirts

Tunnel of Doris

Tunnel of You'll-Do-For-Now

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Tunnel of love"

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Waterfall of Disappointment

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Oh no! You, again?"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Rollercoaster police chase.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Theme Park 'n' Ride