Romantic Rollercoaster Enthusiast T-Shirts

After the divorce Ted drifted aimlessly through a succession of meaningless relationships with completely unsuitable women.

'Personal Relationship Counsellor'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Waterfall of Disappointment

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Now this is a dog park!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

The interminable!

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Stock market ups and downs.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Laughing till you cry

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?