Romantic Rollercoaster Enthusiast Gifts

After the divorce Ted drifted aimlessly through a succession of meaningless relationships with completely unsuitable women.

'Personal Relationship Counsellor'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Waterfall of Disappointment

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

The interminable!

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Stock market ups and downs.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."