Roller Coaster Romantic Gifts

Mine Shaft of Love.

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Tunnel of love"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Roller Coasters

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

The Day Trader

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Oh no! You, again?"

Stock Hurricane Ride

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."