Roller Coaster Romantic Mugs

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Tunnel of love"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Roller Coasters

The Day Trader

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Oh no! You, again?"

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."