Roller Romance Mugs

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Tunnel of love"

Waterfall of Disappointment

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Run from the hills!

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"Oh no! You, again?"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

The Music Lover.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

Games on a train.

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'What's your fish finder say?'

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"He lost his Season Ticket."

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

"Good morning, here is today's Personal Update..."

Tunnel of Unrequited Love.

Train Tracks in Ski Country

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.