Roller Romance Pillows

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Tunnel of love"

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Run from the hills!

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"Oh no! You, again?"

The Music Lover.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Woman having tea in a train carriage

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

Games on a train.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

'What's your fish finder say?'

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"He lost his Season Ticket."

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

Hello, Ted. I hear you've developed a new shoe for navicular disease.'

"Good morning, here is today's Personal Update..."

Train Tracks in Ski Country

Tunnel of Unrequited Love.

Tunnel of Doris