Rolls Royce Lover Pillows

'How about a game of cards?'

Dragon and Dragoff

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Which one's yours?"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

Tango

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Rodeos

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Spider boy

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

John Stuart Mill

Victorian Pub Scene

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Rose

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

"Ground score!"

Everything's coming up roses!

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Antique Selfie

Steeroids

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'