Rolls Royce Lover Gifts

Woman on a pedestal who married the Rolls Royce enthusiast.

'How about a game of cards?'

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Which one's yours?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Tango

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Rodeos

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Spider boy

John Stuart Mill

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Victorian Pub Scene

Rose

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Steeroids

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Everything's coming up roses!

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

"Ground score!"

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

Antique Selfie