Roulette Lover Gifts

Tory election betting.

'How about a game of cards?'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

Destination casinos...

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'How about a game of cards?'

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

"Pack your bags, Maureen! I've got the lottery up love!"

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.