Romantic Roulette Enthusiast Gifts

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.

Bear Costume

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Alright, let's do this.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Perfect Match

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Barbara Cartland

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

It was love at first...

Valentine man in underpants.

The fat boy awake again

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"