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Christmas Gambles

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Golfing Boss

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Camping-Pong

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Antler Buzzers.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Martini Lovers

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Wine Talking

'Good dog.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'