Roulette Addict Gifts

Casino

'I don't like to take chances.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Destination casinos...

Pollster

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

Computer Gamers.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

'Insurance?'

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

Casino

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Roulette pool.

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

'Do you have a backup plan?'

Win/Lose Roulette

BINGO Billiards

Christmas Gambles