Romantic Roulette Enthusiast Pillows

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.

Bear Costume

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Romantic Tree Carving

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'Alright, let's do this.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Perfect Match

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

Valentine man in underpants.

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

It was love at first...

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Barbara Cartland

The fat boy awake again

'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"