Roulette Enthusiast Pillows

'No - the ad should have read keen rambler.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Roulette pool.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Destination casinos...

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Prison Croquet Team

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Monster Roller Coaster

No Croquet

"What a week!"

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

'Insurance?'

Gas price rollercoaster.

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

'What about the company car you promised?'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

'Compared to today's market, this isn't so scary.'