Rookie Roulette Player Pillows

'Insurance?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Destination casinos...

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Cloud Hang

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

Casino

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

Roulette pool.

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

'These are my rookie cards.'

'Do you have a backup plan?'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

Win/Lose Roulette

Christmas Gambles

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

Tory election betting.

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.

Casino

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'No - the ad should have read keen rambler.'

Roommates