Roulette Rookie Pillows

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'First of all, relax.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Destination casinos...

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'Insurance?'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Casino

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

"Baldo, a young man like you might have a lot of questions...about feelings, emotions...not knowing what is right and wrong. Remember, mi'jo...I'm here if you need me."

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

Roulette pool.

'Do you have a backup plan?'

Win/Lose Roulette

'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'

'Which side would you like me to drive on today?'

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

Christmas Gambles

Tory election betting.

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.