Roulette Pillows

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Do you have a backup plan?'

Casino

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Win/Lose Roulette

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Destination casinos...

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

Shepherd and eurydice

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

In basket-case.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Showbiz Awards

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."