Roulette Revelers Pillows

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Destination casinos...

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Sorry miss, no split bets please."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Topsy-Turveydom

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

Casino

"Same here. It's my first time too."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

No Smoking in the Castle

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

Roulette pool.

'...winning coxless four...'

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

'Do you have a backup plan?'

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

Win/Lose Roulette

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

Christmas Gambles

Dinner at the Palace

Tory election betting.

Casino

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.