Lotr Lover Gifts

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"This stool shall pass."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Mr Metrosexual.

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Pearly King and Queen

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Homo Zapiens

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...