Loft Lover Gifts

"Hello Loft Living? Could you send a rescue party to suburbia?"

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Mr Metrosexual.

"The boss can see you now."

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Media Darling.

Queen.

The Critic...

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."