Loft Lover Gifts

"Hello Loft Living? Could you send a rescue party to suburbia?"

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"This stool shall pass."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"The boss can see you now."

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"How are we on bread?"

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

I bake my own bread.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Queen.

Media Darling.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

The Critic...

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'