Lift Lover Gifts

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"The boss can see you now."

Ski lift mobile

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I was building up my pecs."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Exercises