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Hand hitch-hiking.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Ski lift mobile

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

"You sure you've done this before."

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

'He's the strong silent type.'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

"No, you come in on four."

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

I can't help thinking we should be using opposable thumbs for more than thumb wrestling.

Builder Lifting RSJ.

'Increasing resistance.'

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

'Woke up in a strange town. No money. No friends. Had to hitchhike to get home. Luckily, I still had part of one thumb left.'

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Romantic Weight Lifter

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.

Opposable Thumbs

Stop following me! Coast. 1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war.