Thumb Enthusiast Gifts

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Gardener

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Waiting for plants to grow