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'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Gardener

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

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