Thumb Thinker T-Shirts

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Thinking Gears

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Allotment

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Cutting down the Brain

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Gardening

Luther Burbank

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Champion gardener.

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

"I think that 'getting real' might be rushing things for you, Mr. Jenkins. For now, let's just aim for 'occasionally realistic,' OK?"