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'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Gardener

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'