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Small child building a large contraption from junk

Curtsey

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

Machine

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

Ice Skater

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

Hunting opportunism.

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

Replacing a rubber fanbelt with a leather belt.

A clutch of bird watchers