
Book on Thumb Twiddling
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a thumb twiddling enthusiast? Our collection combines humor and personality, ideal for anyone who enjoys a little idle relaxation. Celebrate their creative downtime with witty mugs, fun t-shirts, cozy pillows, and vibrant prints designed to keep their spirits bright and their thumbs busy in the best way.
Book on Thumb Twiddling
Small child building a large contraption from junk
Curtsey
'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'
"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."
"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."
"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."
"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."
More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.
Machine
'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'
'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'
'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'
"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"
They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?
'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'
'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'
"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."
Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.
'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '
"Come out! We know you're in there!" "Wait... this is a painted rock! That rascal gave us the slip again!"
I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.
'I'm a butcher by trade.'
Ice Skater
'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'
A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.
'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'
'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'
'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'
'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'
Hunting opportunism.
Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.
I can't help thinking we should be using opposable thumbs for more than thumb wrestling.
Replacing a rubber fanbelt with a leather belt.
Lay Off the Blackberry!
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