Thumb Wrestling Enthusiast Gifts

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Checkmate!'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

"I now declare a thumb war."

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

Man helping his mate go to the toilet by arm-wrestling with him

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

"Are they at it again?"

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

"I couldn't decide who gets the promotion, so company policy states that you thumb wrestle for it."

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

'Increasing resistance.'

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

'Unfair, Barney! You wait until I'm sick and then you want to Indian arm-wrestle.'