Thumb Wrestling Gifts

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

"I now declare a thumb war."

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

"I couldn't decide who gets the promotion, so company policy states that you thumb wrestle for it."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

The Thumbkin Myth is Born

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

"Are they at it again?"

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

To Joey's disappointment, he discovers that arm wrestling was also fake.

Torque