Thumb Wrestling Prints

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

"I now declare a thumb war."

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

I can't help thinking we should be using opposable thumbs for more than thumb wrestling.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

Phones PDA IM Text. Ernie's always been all thumbs --- He's a natural at text messaging!

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

The Thumbkin Myth is Born

"I couldn't decide who gets the promotion, so company policy states that you thumb wrestle for it."

"Are they at it again?"