Thumb Twiddler Gifts

Lay Off the Blackberry!

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Guide to Carpentry Fish

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Early Tech Support

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Twitter Prison

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

Precussionist

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

Victor Borge.

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Cheater"

Nail and Hammer

"What a rip-off."

Eric Clapton.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

NYPD Siren Training

'I hit my thumb with a hammer.' - 'Well, it wouldn't happen if you hold the hammer with both hands.'

Carpenter

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Little ballerina.

Ballet Beggar.