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Dial Twiddler Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite dial twiddler? These inventive products celebrate the joy of fine-tuning and tinkering. From quirky mugs to artsy prints, find something that sparks their creative spirit and keeps their hands busy. Ideal for those who love to fiddle and invent, our collection offers fun, thoughtful items that resonate with their passion for continuous tweaking and experimenting.
"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"
'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'
The 3 Musketeers come undone.
"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."
Socially distanced sledding
Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.
'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'
"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."
Twitter Prison
The Screeeen!
'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'
Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.
Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm
'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'
Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.
More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.
Precussionist
'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'
"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"
Eric Clapton.
'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'
"Cheater"
'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'
Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.
'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '
Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.
"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."
"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
Ballet Beggar.
'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'
"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"
So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.
'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'
'Father, I think the Lord has forsaken me, all I get is his voicemail.'
Dial Twiddler Gifts Collection
Dial Twiddler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for dial twiddlers—quirky, witty, and perfect for brewing ideas any time of day.
Dial Twiddler Pillows
Bring cozy inspiration to their tinkering space with pillows that celebrate the joy of fiddling and tinkering.
Dial Twiddler Prints
Decorate their workspace with prints that capture the playful spirit of dial twiddling and creative exploration.
Dial Twiddler T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for creative fiddlers—fun, bold designs that showcase their love for tinkering and experimenting.