Thumb Twiddler T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that champions the art of twiddling with witty, creative slogans. Perfect for casual wear, these tees celebrate laid-back moments with a humorous twist.

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"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again." mockup

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

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More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel. mockup

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

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The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It... mockup

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

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Guide to Carpentry Fish

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"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

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The 3 Musketeers come undone.

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"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!" mockup

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

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Early Tech Support

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'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.' mockup

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

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Book on Thumb Twiddling

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Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

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Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

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Twitter Prison

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Interpretive Dental Hygiene

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"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?" mockup

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

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'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.' mockup

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

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'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!' mockup

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

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"You've given me quite a turn. . . !" mockup

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

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"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage." mockup

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

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"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?" mockup

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

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Nail and Hammer

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'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!' mockup

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

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Eric Clapton.

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"Cheater"

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"What a rip-off."

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'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

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