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'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Thinking Gears

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

The Book Club

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"They think I don't have a clue."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Big thoughts... Big Pen!