Finger Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Finger puppets in church.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Fingers

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

Tip Responsibly

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

Digital imaging.

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

God touches Earth with his finger.