Finger Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Finger puppets in church.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Fingers

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Third base coaches during a brawl.

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Tip Responsibly

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

Digital imaging.

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'I should have won that last fight.'

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."