Finger Fanatic Gifts

Fingers

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Alternative fielding positions

Friday

Italica

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Finger puppets in church.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

USING QUILLS

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Ref shows footballer green card.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

A Head-Dress in 1777

I may not have the best pickup lines in the world, but when was the last time you saw cursive lettering in a word balloon?