Finger Aficionados Gifts

"I'm smart because I have so many fingers!"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Finesse fishing

Fingers

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Books versus TV.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"They're a little tight."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"God, they're needy."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

Digital imaging.

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

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