Fingerprint Aficionado Gifts

Digital imaging.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

Secret Identity Theft.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Fingers

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Breakfast Printing Press

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

'There out to be a law against it!'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'That's where we at the fine print.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'Cut it out!'

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

'The first thing this joint needs is a password. It's gotta be at least 8 characters long, and contain a combination of upper-case letters, lower-case letters, and numbers. Any suggestions?'

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

"The little one? That's for small print!"

Banksy Woz'ere