Handprint Enthusiast Gifts

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

Sister Cities

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

New York Netherworld

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

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