Fine Print Enthusiast Gifts

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

"Now, if you'll just sign right here, Mr. Hark, you'll make the biggest mistake of your life!"

'But I learned a valuable lesson: before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

A surprise in the fine print

Uh

"You should have read the fine print - the guarantee runs out the moment the product stops working..."

Attorneys at Law - We specialize in small print

Always read the small print!

I note you've made a claim on your fire and theft policy.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Fine Print Letters

Johannes Gutenberg

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Breakfast Printing Press

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'Print is Dead.'

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?