Print Aficionado Gifts

Breakfast Printing Press

Why on earth do they use such a small font? I can't read anything!

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'My newspaper doesn't crash, download a virus or have to be rebooted and it's the same version since 1851.'

Finger Print

Yea Olde Book Store Featuring Works on Paper

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Horti-Culture

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Distractions Of The Great

"Mr. Right!"

Baroque Peacock

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Misunderstood artist

Painting taking root...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Spring Training