Printer Aficionado Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

The First Printed Bible

'Is this your first book launch?'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

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'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

3:00 pm - Meet the author

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

Uh

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

General Writing War and Peace

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Breakfast Printing Press

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'Print is Dead.'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

Pierre Bonnard.

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

'That's where we at the fine print.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer