Printing Aficionado Gifts

If printer companies ran petrol stations.

'Hello. My name is Gutenberg, and I have a swell new idea for something called a 'foldout'....'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The First Printed Bible

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

3:00 pm - Meet the author

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

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Books*. *Batteries not included.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Johannes Gutenberg

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Breakfast Printing Press

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'Print is Dead.'

Pierre Bonnard.

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.

'That's where we at the fine print.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.