Printer Enthusiast Gifts

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Computer Shop

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

The First Printed Bible

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

David Hockney

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Printers

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

Johannes Gutenberg

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

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