Printing Enthusiast Gifts

Johannes Gutenberg

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The First Printed Bible

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

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Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

Breakfast Printing Press

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

'Print is Dead.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Pierre Bonnard.

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Prints in a Gallery.

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Why on earth do they use such a small font? I can't read anything!

'Lou's News Stand'