Fine Print Aficionado Gifts

'That's where we at the fine print.'

Jungle of Paragraphs.

"He always reads the small print."

"This is my lawyer—he's going to handle the fine print."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'I'm an attorney. My card -- pay no attention to the fine print.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

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When Lawyers Propose

"We have a new fire and theft policy. We only pay if your house is burgled while its burning."

So far your resume is excellent. I can't wait to get to the fine print.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

'Is this your first book launch?'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

Monet in the '90s.

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

J. M. W. Turner

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Johannes Gutenberg

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"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Executive MFA

Breakfast Printing Press

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Print is Dead.'

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

A fool & his Monet.