Fine Print Fanatics Gifts

'Aha! The fine print says, 'or in five million years'!'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Monet in the '90s.

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Breakfast Printing Press

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

'Print is Dead.'

A fool & his Monet.

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'That's where we at the fine print.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

1439. Movable type debuts in Europe.

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

Newspapers.

"The little one? That's for small print!"